This article came in some issue of India Today. I loved it so much that I decided to put it on my blog. Kudos to the writer who actually wrote it.. I was ROFL after reading this. The second time i read it, it was even more funnier 🙂


  • Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant
  • Rajnikant has counted to infinity – twice.
  • When Rajnikant does a pushup. He isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing earth down.
  • Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
  • Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  • Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
  • Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boiled the water with his own rage.
  • If you Google Search ‘Rajnikant getting kicked’. you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
  • It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  • The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
  • There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
  • Rajnikant once ate and entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
  • The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
  • Rajnikant’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
  • Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way.


  1. hey i dunno.. if u come across the authors name pls do lemme know so that i can also give him his due credits

  2. LOL.. I guess the title is a personal insult to Rajni.. But anyways, i dint write this post.. It was published in India today under the same name.. thats y 😉

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