Gonna be a Bear!

I came across these words in a picture and it was really really cute.. I hope you ppl enjoy the words as well..

In this life l am a woman. In my next life I would like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but to sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re are supposed to eat like stupid. I’d deal with that too.

When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake up to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too :-) . I could deal with that.

If you are a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup! Gonna be a bear ;-)Cute bear

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