This article came in some issue of India Today. I loved it so much that I decided to put it on my blog. Kudos to the writer who actually wrote it.. I was ROFL after reading this. The second time i read it, it was even more funnier 
- Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant
- Rajnikant has counted to infinity – twice.
- When Rajnikant does a pushup. He isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing earth down.
- Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
- Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
- Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boiled the water with his own rage.
- If you Google Search ‘Rajnikant getting kicked’. you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
- It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
- There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
- Rajnikant once ate and entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
- The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
- Rajnikant’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
- Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way.
aNoop aka --xh-- Said:
on March 21, 2008 at 1:53 pm
LOL… More of thalaivar.. enna, thalaivar mainyava?
Mumbaiker Said:
on March 26, 2008 at 10:21 am
Cool. ROFL me too.
Sreeni Said:
on March 28, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Take a look at Chuck Norris facts on the net…India today might not be too original
Sandhya Rajan Said:
on March 29, 2008 at 3:29 am
Oh yeah I did.. I am ROFL.. seriously.. Thanks for letting me know..
Hari Said:
on April 2, 2008 at 5:29 am
Oh man… Can’t stop laughing… Katrina from his morning jog…. Can I have the name of the writer???
Still ROFLing…
Sandhya Rajan Said:
on April 2, 2008 at 5:48 am
hey i dunno.. if u come across the authors name pls do lemme know so that i can also give him his due credits
Aravind Kumar Said:
on April 30, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Change of title needed. Nothing and can’t should not in the same sentence as his name.Rajni The Boss!!!
Sandhya Said:
on May 1, 2008 at 4:55 am
LOL.. I guess the title is a personal insult to Rajni.. But anyways, i dint write this post.. It was published in India today under the same name.. thats y